About Me
In a world full of Eloi, the Morlocks have all the fun.
age: 38 (Jan 14, 1975)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2003
occupation: Interstellar Wholesaler
gets me hot: A woman's bangs.
crush: Jeneanne Garofalo
fantasy: My book tour.
sign: goat
i lost my virginity: after getting concussed at a New Years Eve Rave.

















huh.
Thank you anonymous, non-gender specific dude! Lemme know, secretly, who thouest be.
Pwease?