age: 22 (Jul 30, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

into: Trouble, usually.

body mods: If it were a viable body mod, I'd stitch myself to a cephalopod.

crush: Sergei Zubov!

gets me hot: Hockey.

heroes: He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with a stare.

fantasy: I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep; I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep.