age: 39 (Feb 09, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

into: Trying to make the world a better place, starting with me

most humbling moment: Finding out I was going to be a father for the first time.

crush: Tequila

body mods: One tattoo, right bicep. Chemically-enhanced intelligence.

stats: Assets: $0, Liabilities: -$1.2 mil

makes me sad: War, poverty, the state of American politics, Fox News, closed-minded people (redundant?), wasteful folks, parents that don't pay attention to their kids, 24-hour news cycles

heroes: My wife, for putting up with my crap every day and still being pleasant to deal with. Truly selfless people.

makes me happy: People laughing, feeling like I can make a difference, learning new things, doing cannonballs into a pool, scooting