"My fave SG person ever.
Still.
This Monster rules."

"Kellymonster taught me I could inspire others and inspired me in return. I now chase her in the awesomeness league. She also more fun to be with than a funbox that won the most fun prize at a fun fair."

"I've met this pretty little lady only once before. and although she made me look like I have clown feet she was still ever so adorable and dear. Her knit creations are fun and inspiring and can't wait till I move to the UK to sit and knit with this lady."

"kate bush wishes she was as cool as kellymonster "

"I can't describe how terrifying a day of debauchery is with Kelly, she's an unstoppable force of nature."

"I've had to physically drag this woman from a taxi as she could barely move, yet five minutes later Kelly was once more bouncing around without a care in the world and that sums up one of the reasons she is so universally loved and feared, nothing knocks her down for long.

Also she has one of the most unforgettable (and unforgiving) stares known to mankind."

"I'm pretty sure this girl is the personification of a power ballad."

"She is full of Win"

"One look at her and you find yourself falling in love. And with her supernatural knitting skills its a love that keeps on giving."

"Intelligent. Persistent. Dominant. Exuberant. ... Yeah, that's about it. Very pretty too. So pretty that I'd be very embarrassed if it turns out we're related somehow."

"she be schmoove, she be schwave.

seriously, what else do you need to know?"

"A loud, mad bundle of fun in a small package! She makes her own stuff, and has an amazing sense of style, what else could anyone else ask for?!. My fave Monkey Girl ever!"

"I know who she is."

"A women whose angry stare would wither away the happiness of a newly celebrating lottery winner. Still fucking funny though, especially when calling randomers "incredibly ugly" to their distraught faces"."