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My Testimonials
Gigondas

Gigondas

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

JAN 07, 2010 12:54 AM

"My fave SG person ever.
Still.
This Monster rules."

Conroy

Conroy

United Kingdom
September 2005

DEC 11, 2009 04:25 PM

"Kellymonster taught me I could inspire others and inspired me in return. I now chase her in the awesomeness league. She also more fun to be with than a funbox that won the most fun prize at a fun fair."

Kaikai

Kaikai

Boston, MA
May 2006

JUN 19, 2009 07:21 PM

"I've met this pretty little lady only once before. and although she made me look like I have clown feet she was still ever so adorable and dear. Her knit creations are fun and inspiring and can't wait till I move to the UK to sit and knit with this lady."

hemaniscool

hemaniscool

United Kingdom
January 2009

MAY 27, 2009 02:48 PM

"kate bush wishes she was as cool as kellymonster biggrin"

Kintoun

Kintoun

United Kingdom
October 2004

APR 06, 2009 05:42 PM

"I can't describe how terrifying a day of debauchery is with Kelly, she's an unstoppable force of nature."

TheQuestion

TheQuestion

United Kingdom
August 2005

APR 01, 2009 01:55 PM

"I've had to physically drag this woman from a taxi as she could barely move, yet five minutes later Kelly was once more bouncing around without a care in the world and that sums up one of the reasons she is so universally loved and feared, nothing knocks her down for long.

Also she has one of the most unforgettable (and unforgiving) stares known to mankind."

vortext

vortext

United Kingdom
August 2007

FEB 20, 2009 01:07 AM

"I'm pretty sure this girl is the personification of a power ballad."

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

FEB 12, 2009 07:16 AM

"She is full of Win"

DrewBeckett

DrewBeckett

United Kingdom
October 2005

JAN 18, 2009 01:34 PM

"One look at her and you find yourself falling in love. And with her supernatural knitting skills its a love that keeps on giving."

R3X

R3X

USA
April 2008

JAN 14, 2009 10:44 PM

"Intelligent. Persistent. Dominant. Exuberant. ... Yeah, that's about it. Very pretty too. So pretty that I'd be very embarrassed if it turns out we're related somehow."

ikaruga

ikaruga

United Kingdom
May 2006

JAN 10, 2009 07:21 AM

"she be schmoove, she be schwave.

seriously, what else do you need to know?"

Killa_

Killa_

United Kingdom
June 2007

AUG 17, 2008 08:17 AM

"A loud, mad bundle of fun in a small package! She makes her own stuff, and has an amazing sense of style, what else could anyone else ask for?!. My fave Monkey Girl ever!"

TheQuestion

TheQuestion

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 16, 2008 10:24 AM

"I know who she is."

coldandwet

coldandwet

United Kingdom
January 2005

AUG 04, 2008 03:29 PM

"A women whose angry stare would wither away the happiness of a newly celebrating lottery winner. Still fucking funny though, especially when calling randomers "incredibly ugly" to their distraught faces"."

DokuroChan

DokuroChan

SUICIDEGIRL

Philippines

MAY 24, 2008 10:02 AM

"Hi Kelly!"

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