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Saffire

Saffire

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

AUG 31, 2008 09:43 AM

“Read some of the other blogs if you want to blush some more, thank you so much for your comment!!! Where abouts are you from?

xxxxx”

Killa_

Killa_

United Kingdom
June 2007

AUG 17, 2008 08:17 AM

“A loud, mad bundle of fun in a small package! She makes her own stuff, and has an amazing sense of style, what else could anyone else ask for?!. My fave Monkey Girl ever!”

TheQuestion

TheQuestion

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 16, 2008 10:24 AM

“I know who she is.”

coldandwet

coldandwet

United Kingdom
January 2005

AUG 04, 2008 03:29 PM

“A women whose angry stare would wither away the happiness of a newly celebrating lottery winner. Still fucking funny though, especially when calling randomers "incredibly ugly" to their distraught faces".”

DokuroChan

DokuroChan

SUICIDEGIRL

Philippines

MAY 24, 2008 10:02 AM

“Hi Kelly!”

Nikhita

Nikhita

SUICIDEGIRL

Fiji

JAN 14, 2008 10:16 AM

“this girl is an absolute treasure, i dont know many other people that can drink sambuca at that time in the morning...<3”

Narshada

Narshada

United Kingdom
July 2007

JAN 10, 2008 12:58 PM

“All the world's foul-mouthed feistiness in a little package. High-fiving, tooth-brushing songstrel. I love you so hard.”

Zamuzel

Zamuzel

United Kingdom
September 2006

JAN 08, 2008 07:17 PM

“Hail the League of Justice! KellyMonster is at home with the sea and its creatures and has a particular fondness for dolphins. She's also a rock 'n' roll fan as well as a natural linguist. She is a team player, though she can be a bit too impetuous at times ( huh? wink )

She is without doubt a girl of utter justice.”

Ortus

Ortus

United Kingdom
April 2007

JUL 09, 2007 04:12 PM

“The truth is that this bunny is far from perfect, but she knows it and embraces it.

The truth is that I am far from perfect, yet she knows it and embraces me.

Who wants a perfect polished diamond?

I prefer a flawed evil intriguing masterpiece. In my eyes that is even more precious.

She makes me giggle and spurt red wine through my nose.

Bottoms up biatch! skull Dan the Angry Smiley Man demands it.

aki1

aki1

Baltimore, MD
September 2006

JUN 01, 2007 02:39 AM

“Ever heard of the expression
beautiful like a english rose
well ladies and gents
she is it love

el_duderino2

el_duderino2

Kyrgyzstan
April 2006

MAY 26, 2007 08:07 PM

“this bella = very pretty slash awesoma.
i am a fan.”

Frankus_Suicide

Frankus_Suicide

Tolleson, AZ
March 2007

MAY 21, 2007 11:31 AM

“Has the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose”

shadea

shadea

I'm lost
September 2005

MAY 21, 2007 05:40 AM

“There aren't enough words in any known language to express how wondrous this lady is... The closest I can think of to sum her up (both inside and out) is... PERFECT. Feel lucky to have her as a friend.”

gujsel

gujsel

Italy
November 2005

APR 28, 2007 10:37 AM

“she's cute she's pretty she's marvellous ......gorgeus....and a perfect SG....i adore this girl ....”

Chinmayi

Chinmayi

Mentone, CA
March 2007

APR 28, 2007 09:06 AM

“Monster??? The only thing I see here is a hot Sex Kitten from the UK that needs a spanking... and I'll give it to her... and then we'd cuddle”

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