age: 0 (May 14, 1910)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2012
occupation: Burlesque Emcee
stats: Built for comfort, not for speed.
heroes: Willie Sutton, John Dillinger, Clare Quilty
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And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin's back,
Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
That the rude sea grew civil at her song.
-- Oberon, "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (II, i)