About Me
I'm Kalashnikov, named after the AK-47 Russian assult rifle, I'll post a pic once I can find one that doesn't make me look like a douche.
age: 28 (Feb 09, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2006
occupation: Part time Professional Mercenary
i lost my virginity: I was 16, she was 16, she is a bitch, she was hot, but still a bitch
gets me hot: Just a high quality chick (that occasionally maybe wants to inflict/recieve mild pain)
sign: neon
into: Tattoos (obviously) really good new music, pain, new people, comics, living in Milwaukee,WI,
stats: 5' 7" 145lbs.
The Burlesqu Show was the highlight of my year. I was right up next to the stge, my legs were hitting it. I went in already having a crush on Reagan, But I was having flirty moments with Razi. At the end, when the girls spray the crowd with silly string, Razi only sprayed half of her can, and then when they left the stage,She gave me her half used can. I thought that was sweet.
So now, Reagn, Razi, and Reno are some of my favorites.
So now, Reagn, Razi, and Reno are some of my favorites.


























JP