I wish i was a pirate, then i could sail round the british coast pillaging and looting. Of course the they'd send the Navy after me but they'd be no match for me and my cruel crew of scallywag monkeys. Then i'd invade London kill the queen and declare my self king then take back the british empire. I'd change the name of england into secret monkey pirate island where i would bury all my treasure of dabloons which i would have purposely made for burying. But then my armys of pirate monkeys would rebel against me because im to "real" banishing me to the grand line. where i would eat some magic fruit and gain super luffy powers like some kind of mutoid stretch arm strong with lazer beam eyes. Bwahahahahahah.........

I wish i was a pirate, then i could sail round the british coast pillaging and looting. Of course the they'd send the Navy after me but they'd be no match for me and my cruel crew of scallywag monkeys. Then i'd invade London kill the queen and declare my self king then take back the british empire. I'd change the name of england into secret monkey pirate island where i would bury all my treasure of dabloons which i would have purposely made for burying. But then my armys of pirate monkeys would rebel against me because im to "real" banishing me to the grand line. where i would eat some magic fruit and gain super luffy powers like some kind of mutoid stretch arm strong with lazer beam eyes. Bwahahahahahah.........