age: 83 (Jun 04, 1925)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: A Zen state of repose, sad to say. I am working on it. I swear!

most humbling moment: Why dwell on that? Ok ok waking up in school to the fact that I forgot my clothes.

gets me hot: Someone trying to tell me what to do.

sign: V for victory

fantasy: Coveting my neighbor's wife.

makes me sad: Someone trying to tell me what to do. Get it!?

body mods: A couple scars (by accident) (but I still like them)

makes me happy: Happy children, accomplishment. Independence, my friends

crush: She is probably too young, too smart, too pretty and way too cool.

i lost my virginity: To a lovely hooker when I was 15. It was a Christmas present. Really nice. I still think about her sometimes.

into: My coffee, coffee roasting, The kids in my life, house guests, travel, the river