age: 86 (Jun 04, 1925)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: A Zen state of repose, sad to say. I am working on it. I swear!

gets me hot: Someone trying to tell me what to do.

body mods: A couple scars (by accident) (but I still like them)

sign: V for victory

crush: She is probably too young, too smart, too pretty and way too cool.

fantasy: Coveting my neighbor's wife.

i lost my virginity: To a lovely hooker when I was 15. It was a Christmas present. Really nice. I still think about her sometimes.

makes me happy: Happy children, accomplishment. Independence, my friends

most humbling moment: Why dwell on that? Ok ok waking up in school to the fact that I forgot my clothes.

makes me sad: Someone trying to tell me what to do. Get it!?

stats: On far right of bell curve