age: 29 (Oct 16, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

occupation: general hardass

into: bowstaff hunting, biking, and actually I've gotten into some serious baseketball games lately

body mods: My nose is kind of crooked from my roommate headbutting me in the face.

makes me sad: girls that fake it

gets me hot: girls that fake it

sign: Libra

stats: hit .398 with 36 stolen bases and 3 home runs in high school...

i lost my virginity: to a really hot fluffer while I was interning with Vivid video

makes me happy: my dog, being with family and friends---especially my friend craig when he rips his shirt off in the middle of a dance floor and grabs the closest poor girl and forces her against the wall, grinding on her

fantasy: did it, twice

most humbling moment: when a 7th grader on the baseball team i coach threw a ball at me the other day and hit me in the crotch when i wasn't looking.... Lots of ice