“My boy's wicked smart. Plus, he can crush you like a bug.

Josh, we have a spot on our Derby crew waiting for you


Thank you”

“I want to kiss his sexy bald head everyime I see him.”

“Josh rocks hard!
no matter how many burritos he actually eats in one sitting!
he's the man ”

“I love Josh like Whitney Houston loves crack

”

“JoshXXX smells of Worcester blended cheese. His dimples perplex me and I want he and Smuffy to marry so alyk and I can make their wedding insane.”

“

we're smarter than you...we're hotter than you...and we rock harder than you could ever dream possible. i blame josh for all of this. ”

“josh is teh sweetness... ”