age: 98 (Jan 01, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: rim job specialist

stats: long and strong

makes me sad: i never get sad

most humbling moment: when my grandma gave my a ride to the porn shop.

gets me hot: i'm always hot, and horny

sign: "caution: eye protection required"

i lost my virginity: to a hippy chick at the Grassroots festival when i was 18... all i said was "wanna see my tent? i have an air mattress" then it was on.

makes me happy: love those early stages of a relationship with the akward flirting and sexual innuendo... the lead up before the first sexual experience life in general makes me happy

crush: your mom

fantasy: to be the last guy on earth, having sex with that girl that said "even if you were the last guy on earth..."

into: randomness, adventure, nature, girls, music, life