age: 42 (Nov 22, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: R&D, hipster doofus

heroes: You mean like Iron Man?

crush: Kari Byron, Tina Fey, Corin Tucker, Brody Dalle

makes me happy: Good music, diversity, Autumn weather, cool architecture...this site, a cool sense of community...

into: Words and guitars, hot flesh and cold metal, stuff that rocks.

i lost my virginity: I sure did. Repeatedly.

fantasy: Tea with Audrey Hepburn in the Swiss alps..Brody Dalle and PJ Harvey in a clothes- tearing catfight...

gets me hot: Girls with short black hair, wasabi, beautiful eyes, leather, power chords, Czech beer, thigh high boots, seamed stockings, torn fishnets, corsets, Hammer Horror,real breasts,fake fur,redheads, smart girls in glasses, Japan,goth girls, seduction of the innocent,sexy feet and painted toes

body mods: Two tats (bat on right arm, big celtic bracelet on left leg), triple pierced ears (oops-but 2 closed up)

makes me sad: Complacency...settling for the status quo...crappy internet connections and bad music

most humbling moment: Every time I try to play lead guitar