age: 37 (Dec 19, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2012

occupation: Lead Grip

sign: Sag (foot in the mouth)

i lost my virginity: to Satan (seriously, she tried to run me over with a car).

makes me happy: Sailing. Beer.

fantasy: Never having to work again

into: Sailing, Beer (but none of that expensive shitty stuff), skateboarding (but it hurts my body)

makes me sad: Getting keelhauled.

gets me hot: Not being a wallet (no really, this has happened a lot)

stats: 6'2" 170

crush: Jamila

body mods: 4 tattoos, 4 piercings (including a hole in my dick to teach it who's boss)