age: 37 (Dec 19, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2012
occupation: Lead Grip
sign: Sag (foot in the mouth)
i lost my virginity: to Satan (seriously, she tried to run me over with a car).
makes me happy: Sailing. Beer.
fantasy: Never having to work again
into: Sailing, Beer (but none of that expensive shitty stuff), skateboarding (but it hurts my body)
makes me sad: Getting keelhauled.
gets me hot: Not being a wallet (no really, this has happened a lot)
stats: 6'2" 170
crush: Jamila
body mods: 4 tattoos, 4 piercings (including a hole in my dick to teach it who's boss)

















