age: 38 (Dec 19, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2012

occupation: Lead Grip

most humbling moment: first time I got evicted from my house (the day I was born)

gets me hot: Not being a wallet (no really, this has happened a lot)

fantasy: Never having to work again

makes me happy: Sailing. Beer.

makes me sad: Getting keelhauled.

crush: Jamila

stats: 6'2" 170

i lost my virginity: to Satan (seriously, she tried to run me over with a car).

into: Sailing, Beer (but none of that expensive shitty stuff), skateboarding (but it hurts my body)

sign: Sag (foot in the mouth)