into: Me, Myself, Things that involve and/or benefit Me and/or Myself.

makes me happy: Klonipin, Coffee, Alcohol, Good Food, Music, Playing Bass, Making Movies, Making People Laugh, A good poo, NYC, Vicodin and/or Percaset, Watching a Good Movie or tv show, Reading a Good Book, friendship/loyalty...okay, now this is going into Match.com territory and I'm making myself nauseuous.

makes me sad: A lack of any of the above-mentioned.

5 things i can't live without: My Lungs, My Liver, My Kidney, My Heart, and My Brain Stem

vices: Miami (The TV show version), President Gore, Roy Hotel In Santa Monica, Squad, Versa

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Filmmaker

current crush: My soon to be purchased dog, whose name is Morty.

stats: Sexy, Devilishly Handsome, Super-Smart, Brilliantly Funny, Sexy, and Modest.

body mods: I have a little green dot on my right hand which is a "School House Tat" that I got in the 3rd grade when I accidentally stabbed myself with a #2 Pencil. It represents my "sad life."

heroes: N/A

gets me hot: A good-looking naked woman, especially when she's touching sensitive parts of my body - particularly my penis. Pornogrpahy - because I can pretend that the good-looking naked women on screen are touching my sensitive areas (read: penis) with their hands, mouths, or vaginas.

favorite position: Lying On My Back, Right Hand Fondling My Penis. It's an original. I call it,

fantasy: We just met! Let's get into it after the 3rd date or something, cool?

sign: I keep trying, but this box will only let me type in it.

most humbling moment: The time when my genius wasn't immediately recognized. Oh man, I remember that like it was yesterday. I was so hurt that I curled up into a fetal ball for like a half hour. Then, after that, everything was cool.

i lost my virginity: To a Deacon's daughter in Colorado. She also gave me my first blowjob. I ejaculated so forcefully that I actually hit myself in the face with my own semen. It's a fact!