Member: Johnny_Flapjacks

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Interests

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bands:

  1. portishead
  2. morcheeba
  3. tricky
  4. EVE (amazing local band)
  5. lovage
  6. elvis
  7. johnny cash
  8. janes addiction
  9. faithless
  10. I flop around so much, this list may not be accurate by the time you read it.

films:

  1. tarentino
  2. kubrick
  3. zombie
  4. waters
  5. burton

books:

  1. celestine prophecy
  2. anything by
  3. Dr. Seuss
  4. Shel Silverstein
  5. I should read more...
  6. any suggestions?

tv shows:

  1. no cable,
  2. but when I had it
  3. I watched HBO series'
  4. they always had
  5. some good stuff

Artists:

  1. Dali
  2. Seuss
  3. and more
 

into: absurdity, pretty things, purpling, back scratches, women, hiking, lazy days, video games, self professed geeks, fake violence

not into: politcal correctness, biggots, snobbery, self rightiousness, religion, real violence

makes me happy: Lot's of things! I wont go into specifics because I like to play hard to get.

makes me sad: Nothing really.... except dead puppies of course.

hobbies: Does playing scrablble at the coffee shop count?

5 things i can't live without: I don't need much.

vices: sass

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: hooking

 

occupation: I stock shelves overnight at a grocery store. It's glamorous AND I have health insurance... win/win!

current crush: I like girls that will smack me in the face and then kiss my cheek and swear it won't happen again.

stats: 6'5" 160Lbs

body mods: none

heroes: My little brothers. (awww how sweet.)

gets me hot: wit

favorite position: the flying holy moses.

fantasy: Tie me up and tease me.

sign: Taurus.

most humbling moment: I've always been humble in an egotistical self-centered kind of way.

i lost my virginity: to a Denny's waitress. I was fresh out of high school and she was fresh out of vodka... the rest is trashy history.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories