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""Good afternoon, ladies," said Sherlock Holmes to three women sitting on a LOndon park bench.
"Do u know those women?" asked his faithful companion Dr. Watson.
"No," said Holmes, as the pair continued walking. "I don't know the spinster, the prostitute, and the new bride."
"Good Heavens, Holmes! If u don't know them, how can u be so sure that they are what u say?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson," explained Holmes, glancing back. "Do u see how they are eating bananas?"
"So?"
"Well, Watson, the spinster holds the banana in her left hand and uses her right hand to break the banana into small pieces which she puts into her mouht."
"I see what u mean, Holmes. That's amazing! What about the prostitute?"
"She holds the banana in both hands and crams it into her mouth."
"Holmes, you've surpassed yourself! But how do u know the other woman is a new bride?"
"Simple," said Holmes. "She holds the banana in her left hand and uses her right hand to push her head toward the banana."
I'm going back and enjoying your previous posts - I'm pacing myself, though - only one or two a day. I hit the Xmas decoration one on 26 December last night - I'm still laughing just thinking about it 
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