age: 0 (Jun 01, 1908)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2009

occupation: political consultant

fantasy: actually getting attention from intelligent women

i lost my virginity: once or twice

crush: queen elizabeth, closely followed by cate blanchett

gets me hot: intelligent women

makes me sad: lack of serotonin

sign: moose crossing

heroes: dogs who save people from burning buildings

makes me happy: serotonin

into: cosmological TRVTH

body mods: i no longer part my hair