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Member: JoeMallik
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age: 60 (Feb 18, 1948)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: cashier

makes me happy: Taking off my clothes

sign: Aquarius, on the cusp of Pisces

makes me sad: Putting them back on

into: dragons, Wicca, magick, polyamory, warm sunshine, cool moonlight, anything hypnotic,

i lost my virginity: When I was about 13 and all alone...

stats: 5'11" (in shoes), about 150#, not athletic since high school, don't need Viagara, picky eater, sensualist

heroes: The comedian Ron White. I'm a sarcastic smart-ass wannabe, but Ron White has to be one of the best. My efforts pale in comparison.

body mods: I have two piercings, a fremen and a nipple ring.

crush: Rei

gets me hot: giving a massage can be a turn-on

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JULY 16, 2008 @ 07:33 AM | NO COMMENTS

Well, yesterday, I took out my last piercing. Yup, I took the fremen out of my foreskin.
The piercing was constantly oozing plasma. Plasma is sticky, and it dries crusty. The capture beads were right up against my skin, as they should be (I think), and the dried plasma was a constant source of irritation to my foreskin. I couldn't keep it clean enough, and I shower almost everyday.
Yesterday, I'd finally had enough of the pain. Had it for about 10 years. It didn't always hurt, or I'd of taken it out before now, I just couldn't figure what to do to make it stop oozing. Maybe it was in a little too deep, maybe I'm just an oozy kind of guy, I don't know.
So now I have a bit of 18k gold I can convert to cash if the need ever arises.
If whomever reading this wants it, I'll let it go for $50.00. I also have an 18k nipple ring, for the same price.
Contact me, we'll figure out how to make the exchange.
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