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age: 65 (Feb 18, 1948)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: retired cashier

body mods: My body rejected the piercings :(

i lost my virginity: When I was about 13 and all alone...

makes me happy: Taking off my clothes

gets me hot: giving a massage can be a turn-on

makes me sad: Putting them back on

stats: 5'11" (in shoes), about 150#, not athletic since high school, don't need Viagara, picky eater, sensualist

heroes: The comedian Ron White. I'm a sarcastic smart-ass wannabe, but Ron White has to be one of the best. My efforts pale in comparison.

most humbling moment: One nite, _years_ ago, I was pretty well stoned, walking up and down some sanddunes on the shore of Lake Michigan. I noticed, out over the lake, at the horizon, there was a weird orange-y yellow light. Not knowing what it was, I thought it could be a big ship on fire, so I sat down and watched. To my astonishment a big, full moon slowly rose up out of the lake. Best show I ever saw, and it was _free_!!

crush: Rei

sign: Aquarius, on the cusp of Pisces

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MAY 27, 2013 @ 07:32 PM | NO COMMENTS


Well, last week, I didn't do any walking in the local park. Instead, I went here: http://elvinhome.org/index.php for Elfest. Two days were warm enuff, barely, to walk around nude. The weather was too wet to walk around in the woods on the property, but I did get a lot of walking around Merchants Row. I'm glad I had a light winter coat to wear, but I'm mad that I had to wear it.
Anyway, the used book seller had a copy of Lady Cottingham's Pressed Fairy Book that I had to have.
Another vender, Sphere1, had some unusual mineral specimens for sale. I got a polished sphere of dinosaur bone. I like dragons, so _I_ say it's a polished sphere of dragon bone. Prove that it isn't!
All in all, a pretty good fest. Cool and wet is better than cold and wet, but I think most prefer warm and dry. One young woman said she liked the weather, but she was obviously crazy (joking!).
Can't wait for the rain to stop. I guess it'll take about a week for the woods to dry out enuff to walk in. I hope the Jack-In-A-Pulpits are still there. I'd like to see the mature plant.
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