Member: JoeMallik

JoeMallik dislikes dentistry, needles, and alcohol.

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Member: JoeMallik
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age: 63 (Feb 18, 1948)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: cashier

makes me happy: Taking off my clothes

makes me sad: Putting them back on

body mods: I have two piercings, a fremen and a nipple ring.

gets me hot: giving a massage can be a turn-on

sign: Aquarius, on the cusp of Pisces

stats: 5'11" (in shoes), about 150#, not athletic since high school, don't need Viagara, picky eater, sensualist

heroes: The comedian Ron White. I'm a sarcastic smart-ass wannabe, but Ron White has to be one of the best. My efforts pale in comparison.

i lost my virginity: When I was about 13 and all alone...

into: dragons, Wicca, magick, polyamory, warm sunshine, cool moonlight, anything hypnotic,

most humbling moment: One nite, _years_ ago, I was pretty well stoned, walking up and down some sanddunes on the shore of Lake Michigan. I noticed, out over the lake, at the horizon, there was a weird orange-y yellow light. Not knowing what it was, I thought it could be a big ship on fire, so I sat down and watched. To my astonishment a big, full moon slowly rose up out of the lake. Best show I ever saw, and it was _free_!!

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