age: 28 (Dec 25, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: student/goodwill employee

stats: moderate. dyed reddish brown dreads.

into: music-all. philosophy. girls. the mind. society and its flaws. why america is terrible.

sign: purple and a half

fantasy: to watch jesy with another girl and have them take me over and...stuff...yeah...

crush: my fiancee-jesy

body mods: both nipples. much to brynji's dismay, 0s in my lobes. when i have kiddies i'm going to get their footprints tattooed. other than that none.

why i did sg: it's naked girls, but also art. also, it's girls who i find attractive. it isn't the "girl next door" blonde with big tits and an unquenchable libido that only wants strong men with large phalluses or other blonde big titted sluts.

i lost my virginity: at 17 in her bedroom. my parents thought i was at a friends house...at least i think they did...i kind of think they knew, but oh well. i got grounded, but it's good now and i'm more in love than ever. actually, losing my virginity kind of sucked because i couldn't get it or keep it in. i'm on the small side of average, but i still make her scream so i'm happy.