"Probably the funniest guy on this site."

"Funny, funny man."

"yummy"

"I loves me some Jeff_Fries."

"Jeff sees the world in ways few can do. I want to read the novel I'm sure he's going to write, when he finally writes it."

"Jeff's funnier than you. Deal with it."

"Yeah, I'd have to agree with the sexy voice thing. And i notice you pitch your volume low, so i have to stand even closer.

You know you do, just admit it.


it's wrong to rob cradles right? "

"Jeff has the sexiest voice ever.
I just love it when he coos, "Don't Kim, Stop, Ouch!"
Sets my heart all aflutter."

"Jeff writes the best testimonials ever. And he looks damn good in handcuffs. Seriously. He's got the perfect bone structure for bondage."

"This guy is charming, witty, sarcastic, and absolutely the sweetest, most fun guy I've met online ever.

His way with words will make you laugh....if only he had a way with Litertai."

"Two words: King Dong."