age: 29 (Sep 21, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2009

occupation: Concert Staff

crush: my current beau

makes me sad: the current state of humanity

gets me hot: biting, scratching, personal scent (note: not BO)

most humbling moment: surprise going away party this past May

fantasy: my mouth convincing Drew Barrymore to give up penis

into: bugs, trees, tater tots, stars, the moon, clouds, edible flowers, black olives, belly buttons, free shit, open-minded sexy people, asparagus, falafel, documentaries

makes me happy: naked + book + sun + hammock

i lost my virginity: yes, i did!