"he keeps a poo breaker upper stick in his bathroom and that's means he's A-OK in my book"

"For Jay_Blank, every street is "one way."

HIS WAY."

"This man rocks! Funny, intelligent, slightly daft in a sweet way. He is the reason I shall sign a peace treaty with Yankee fans...."

"your description of tennis is the best ever.
and so are you.
i heart you, my capybara."

"From one cat lover to another: My hat's off to you bro...all the best!"

"funny funny guy, genuine, lovely, and he gonna be a famous comedian one day!"

"This man and I met in a bar. We were making intense eye contact and he sneezed. I went over to him and offered my armani handkerchief. We struck up the most obscene, lewd conversation two people have ever had. It was so raunchy people around us were throwing up a little in their mouths. It was like love at first site. This is when I hated to break it to him, I had a love. As he was about to ask me if he could buy me another drink my love rolled up in his wheelchair. It was the angry ape, Jay's arch nemesis. This is when he took the drink he bought me, set it on fire, and threw it in my face. I left my one legged lover the next day and ran to Jay's arms. To this day, he still pokes at the burn scars on my face as a way to say "I've loved you since the first time we met.""

"A very kind and endearing soul--it is truly my pleasure to have made JayRAtch's acquaintance. Remember his name now, because this comedic genius is going to be famous someday. "

"i got a letter from the government the other day...i opened and read it...it said they were SUCKERS!!!

it then went on to say how fucking much Jay rocks. normally i dont believe anything the government says. but i know that jay is the shiznit...so i would have to agree."

"A truly honest to good person. Who thinks of others and gives so much of his heart to others its amazing.A true friend to the end no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and If you dont like It I'll kick a your ass. "

"Hilarious. He makes me laugh and this is achievement as I had my vocal cords replaced with cheese string back in 'Nam."

"One of my earliest and probably most immediate friends on here, this man always has something funny and inspiring to say. And he makes the best goddamn mix CD's ever. All in all, one truly awesome dude."

"I absoloutley love this man Why oh why does he have to be so far away from me No matter how down i am he always brings a smile to my face i hope we will be friends forever"