age: 37 (Jun 05, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2006

occupation: rage-a-holic

makes me sad: Ecclesiastical ponzi schemes and those that believe in them. And smelly people.

sign: Vagitarius

heroes: Chuck D, Greg Graffin, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope

body mods: Bionic coccyx, shin implants, artificial appendix, fake mole, turbo boost

fantasy: I want to market a dildo modeled after my wang and call it a Roman War Helmet

into: Real Hip Hop, Turntablism, Punk, Power Pop, Indie, Alterno-rock, Electro-rock, Blues rock, Post Punk....Stand Up Comedy, Improv, Sketch, Sci Fi, Cartoons, Mountain Biking, Boobs, making people laugh, Reading, Tats and Piercings, Seeing bands, Laying in the cut, Throwing Darts, Shooting pool, Microbrew, Mustangs, Landover Baptist Church.

stats: built like ox

crush: Jenna Fischer

most humbling moment: Staring into the hole at Ground Zero.

i lost my virginity: in a game of chance.....