into: Being manhandled by a pack of roaming nympho cheerleaders.
Krav Maga, reading,writing, music, video game nerdom, deploying
not into: Being manhandled by a pack of roaming baboons.
makes me happy: Ferrets, motherfucker.
makes me sad: How about pissed off:Flake people, cold cereal, Styrofoam, hubcaps falling off my god damn car unreturned phone calls. People who never back up what they say, people who are so quick to forget, soy milk, anything soy, tofu, losing lighters.
hobbies: My hobby is trying to find hobbies
5 things i can't live without: stuff
vices: more stuff
i spend most of my free time: Wondering where my free time went.
occupation: Air Force Staff Sergeant, Aspiring Author, Ruler of the Land of Ferrets (In my own head)
current crush: Amici
stats: A transparent apparition, a husk for malediction, a mind of colors and chaos, a heart of stitches and loss
body mods: A baboon hit me in the face with a sledgehammer nicknamed "Fugly"
And shit ton of tattoos, and left nipple pierced, right one fell out..Again.
heroes: Camus, Starscream, Kefka, The Comedian, Joker, Ren and Stimpy
gets me hot: Heat
favorite position: the Seizing Dinosaur, or face down ass up and stick it in her butt.
fantasy: Is in the making.
sign: Will have sex for food
most humbling moment: Living.
i lost my virginity: woopdie doo
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Designwank, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Piercing, Metalhead, Hippy, Dirty, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories
