MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Self sovereign

body mods: Various mysterious bruises from unexplained drink related incidents.

fantasy: All the SGs turn up at my place on a whim and because they all just happened to be in the area.

gets me hot: Mediterrean looking girls. Indian girls.

sign: 667 neighbour of the beast

into: Travelling, different cultures and languages, computers, the internet, uk comedy, porn, LFC.

most humbling moment: Receiving the award for world's best cunnilingus technique. I'd just like to thank all those who voted for me.

makes me happy: A hug from a friend, the glug of a wine being poured, great sex, having laffs with friends, proper Italian pizza, blowjobs, playful cats, exploring a country I have never been to before, great sex, playing a great riff through my fender amp at volume, great sex, really good coffee, seeing people I love happy, lesbians telling me that I look like a girl and then trying to snog me, strippers, an ice cold beer on a steamy hot day, did I mention great sex?

makes me sad: Unreliable people, liars, friends who act like idiots because they are in love, being misunderstood, injustice.

stats: I have absolutely no clue. I am a bloke. You didn't expect me to know did you?!

i lost my virginity: ... but thankfully I had it insured.