"Someday, Jason and I are going to be Tag Team Champions of the World. We will hold the belt for seventeen years, and retire undefeated. We will eventually die penniless and alone in a hotel somewhere, of a drug overdose. We will be posthumously inducted into the Hall of Fame, at which point our we will crash the afterparty as zombies, and feast on the brains of whatever WWE superstars have a) not yet met the same ill fate as we, or b) still have healthy brains to feast on.

It will be a grand time.

"

"Jason is one of the few nice guys left on this earth. I had the honor of being able to chill with for a night. He has a mysterious, beautiful soul and a charm that will knock a person over! He rawks! MOE! -J


EDIT: I love those pineapple what-the-fucks!!!! "

"soooo hot. "