“Ok, right. So, it's totally early morning and the birds are chirping and the sun is coming up. It's a week and a half in to spring so the sun is starting to rise earlier than it did through Autumn. It's a bloody impressive looking morning.

What do this morning and Jaqueline have in coming? Well, both are awesome, both are bloody impressive looking and both involve the colour blue (the sky moreso, as Jaqueline's blue representation occurs solely in her jeans). Of course, both Jaqueline and the light of morning's existence are both dictated by the spinning of the earth around the sun.

In summation, Jaqueline is hot and cool.

Note: Her eyes are also blue. True story.”

“SWEEEET!!!!!”