that sounds about right.

HA! Honestly, I saw Balls of Fury the other night and fell in lust with The Q all over again. Man. ... Sorry. Just thinking about Maggie. *sigh* Not that you're chopped liver, my fake bride-to-be! Of COURSE we can have a fake baby. Wanna see a scary CG version of a potential child?

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Jesus Christo.

When it comes to the Urban Dictionary definitions, I see them all making sense. WHAT?! Sorry, but think about it sequentially... Look at the link again and think about it in terms of being at Casino Night again, but drinking. I think it would turn out like this: 1, 3, and 2. Don't deny it, woman. Vodka does make you jump from lap to lap. How do you think we suddenly became (fake) engaged?

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p.s. SHUT THE HELL UP. You look great! If you're a 300 pounder, then I'm Professor Klump.

Hey, a blog by Januar, every one like an ornate gift box with the most delicate lace card inside, with a message printed on it lovingly in gold leaf... I always look forward to reading them

Who knew kat (or cat) could be such an offensive term? I'm duly warned - with London being the multicultural place it is, I could be offending all kinds of people :p From now on if I want to talk abut a cat in public, I'll just talk about a pussy instead. Oh dear, scratch that....

I know you love talking about your weight cause all women love obsessing about it. I'm not going to argue, you can be 300 pounds if you want. I will say this though, you are fit as I don't care what your net dictionary bobber says, here that's a compliment

> heh. 'Shake the box'. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! RWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH! *claws at boobs* YES! YES! YES!" Then all of a sudden you hear a sound like Mario hitting a block for a coin and your eyes burn. Yeah, nothing strange about that.

> I think you answered it. If you can't find the complete package, the everything-but-sexytime deal is very acceptable, yes? With my question though, I meant the guy was inexperienced than indifferent about having sex. Might as well ask something that relates to my own life.

> See, I would even give Sandra Oh a chance, but I'd kick her out of bed soon after. Maggie Q could stick around... make me some breakfast... go out on the town with me so I can show her off in front of pals/workmates... Now if we talk about Margaret Cho, she's the drunken-head-in-the-club-restroom-stall girl. So now you know my Asian Woman Scale of Hotness! haha

Januar.
Maggie Q.
Sandra Oh.
Margaret Cho.

> Don't lookit me! My genes are immaculate. Honestly, I think our creation would more likely turn out like this...

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Awwww. Blasian baby. Better than a Nintendo 64, for sure. Except for when it throws up and poops.

I could've told u that without looking it up.

They fired it up today.
We're not dead (yet).

Lookit YOU.

10 seconds into our (not so) fake coupling and you're already enveloping my way of thinking and comfort zone.

> Blow his mind and MORE. Like I don't watch enough po... uh, I mean. I'm pretty sure the guy watches enough porn already. I think it's used as a tool in the bedroom a bit too much. Unless you feel inspired to be violated in every single orifice. Including the nostrils.

> OK OK, I'll update it since you want to apparently fantasize about even more Asian women:

Januar (w00t!)
Maggie Q
Zhang Ziyi
Lucy Liu
Linda Tran
Kelly Hu
Lisa Ling
Michelle Kwan

No tore up from the floor up ladies in MY daydreams anymore. haha

> Funny how you mention the bad eyesight... mine occurred thanks to a freak accident during recess. In the fourth grade, I was playing Four Square and the rubber ball took my legs from under me and I fell on the back of my head. I was knocked out. Woke up roughly three days later with permanently blurry eyesight. I know. It's such a lovely story.

I'm getting to it... people be distracting me on here!
Damn nudity.

Amazingly, yes!

Naturally it comes as no surprise to me that I haven't seen any discernible amount of bare skin from you. Since we are engaged to be married and all. Might as well stick with the usually humorous stereotypes that married don't have sex much, if at all... and that all they have time for is laundry and sleep.

*grumble*

razzen frazzen... I knew I should have chosen Maggie...

clearly if i told you my deepest secret, i'd have to keep you quiet.

actually, i am not bringing shit back for anybody! this is MY vacation, and i am owning it