
age: 37 (Apr 16, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2003
occupation: despot of cubicle 8051
i lost my virginity: very quickly
most humbling moment: dunno
crush: benni's ink
makes me happy: little surprises, quiet humble moments, daydreaming, and masturbation.
into: exploring West Chester, working mad OT, and generally keeping my shit together.
sign: W.A.S.T.E.
fantasy: anything with me swinging in on a rope with a knife in my teeth.
stats: lanky pale and awkward
body mods: yup
makes me sad: cavities, disgust, and people who've decided to replace all humor in their life with sarcasm.



