age: 37 (Apr 16, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: despot of cubicle 8051

i lost my virginity: very quickly

most humbling moment: dunno

crush: benni's ink

makes me happy: little surprises, quiet humble moments, daydreaming, and masturbation.

into: exploring West Chester, working mad OT, and generally keeping my shit together.

sign: W.A.S.T.E.

fantasy: anything with me swinging in on a rope with a knife in my teeth.

stats: lanky pale and awkward

body mods: yup

makes me sad: cavities, disgust, and people who've decided to replace all humor in their life with sarcasm.