into: making kids cry.

not into: sour candy.

makes me happy: pg tips.

makes me sad: cat kickers.

hobbies: making fun of you.

5 things i can't live without: cheap wine from krauzers is all i need yo

vices: i'd say my pocket rocket, but that's just gross.

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: pretending i know what i am talking about

current crush: um, your mum, probably.

fantasy: to gather all the manchester city and liverpool fans in one town, and then nuke it.

sign: leo

i lost my virginity: to a ging!

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly