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There's a little red spermy thing by my name on here. The image is called "balloon.jpg". Is that because it's my birthday? Probably.

I"m back! Again. I've never once paid for this site, but someone else keeps getting me a membership... huh

What should I dress up as for Halloween?

I was thinking about getting my group to do a theme like the Village People or airline pilots and stewardesses, but I don't know...

Don't you hate it when you're having a nice chat on an elevator with fashion designer Tom Ford, but inside you're thinking "Wow, Tom Ford has really let himself go!", and then you realize that it's actually Dave Matthews? Awwwwkward!

Percy Sledge just keeps going and going like the Energizer Bunny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQh112HQsoE

I'm thinking about doing this song next time I do karaoke...

Every guy wants a big dick until he has to sit on a public toilet.

So, someone brought my account back for a while....again. At first I thought it must be a really good friend who wants me here, but then I realized that it could also be a competitor who knows that I'm easily distracted by titties. Thanks, either way.

I think a really great SG set would be one where the first 25 pictures are just of a box sitting in front of someone's front door, and the last few are of someone carrying it in and opening it, and inside there's a naked girl wrapped up in bubble wrap. Then she drinks a glass of water, eats a sandwich, and it's over.

I can't wait for Lollapalooza! I'll FINALLY get to see Soundgarden! SpoooooooonnnnnMaaannnnn!

My birthmonth plans have fallen through, so there's a good chance I'll be at Coachella this year. Look out, California!