MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: antichrist

into: Pissing in the dressing room of fancy shops

stats: grizzly

body mods: saranwrapped

most humbling moment: pissing myself in the dressing room of a fancy little clothing store in Milan, Italy, when I was fifteen.

makes me happy: Lab rats who escape and form colonies of mutant rodent monsters underneath a certain house on 79th street between fifth and madison