“I really do have so much time for this fella. He makes me laugh with a shicking frequency and does the best Sly impression Ive ever heard.”

“He put a Jurassic 5 video in my journal ........................that makes him cool”

“A man who truly knows how to treat his cake.”

“There should be more Matt in the world, roughly on the same scale as U2 but a lot less annoying and more manchestery. I think i might want to hump his leg.”

“A man too big for Manchester. He needs to move down to London, where his comedy will be more appreciated.


By me, at least! ”

“Matt makes me laugh harder than aids.”

“ChUnKeY bAnAnA ”

“A men equally blessed with grace, humour and wisdom. Plus, he hates the game, not the playa ”

“Someone i should seriously get to talk to more. Seems like such a great guy he should have 5 pages of testimonials and a tv show dedicated to his mind.”

“fear him on singster
seriosly

unless its ashley simpson,”

“A stirling fellow whom I ahve wronged by calling emo just because it was funny at the time. A razor-sharp wit and awesome taste in music. I doff my cap to you good sir.”