bands:

1. Brand New
2. The Cribs
3. The Rapture
4. LCD Soundsystem
5. We Are Scientists
6. Ryan Adams
7. Vanpire Weekend
8. Air
9. Still Flyin'
10. Jeff Buckley

films:

1. Anchorman
2. This is Spinal Tap
3. Hot Fuzz
4. Old School
5. Knocked Up.
6. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
7. Team America
8. Bourne Indentity/Supremacy
9. The Hangover
10. Garden State

tv shows:

1. Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
2. The Simpsons
3. Man Vs Food
4. Harry Hill's TV Burp
5. 30 Rock.
6. You've Been Framed
7. Im Alan Partridge
8. Anything with Charlie Brooker in it.
9. Peep Show
10. The Ricky Gervais Show

Video Games:

1. Call Of Duty
2. Red Dead Redemption
3. Fifa

into: Complaining how things were better when i was a lad.

not into: Anyone starring in or watching the TV show 'Take Me Out'

makes me happy: Failure of others.

makes me sad: How old i am getting.

hobbies: Collecting music I have no intention of listening to. Spending money I shouldnt on expensive dinners. Making 'witty' remarks on internet forums.

5 things i can't live without: Coffee, laptop, i-pod, Mountain Dew and clips of old people falling over on youve been framed

vices: Crushes on women i can never have.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: REPRESENTIN!

occupation: Court Jester. Terminal Under-achiever.

current crush: Oh im in love with everyone. female that is, except blood relatives.

stats: Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning GOOD!

body mods: Couple of fillings in my mouth. Thats Aboot it.

heroes: Karl Pilkington.

gets me hot: Sense of humour, honesty, pale skin, long legs, willing to laugh at themselves.

favorite position: Fast and hard.

fantasy: rich and famous with a wife and 7 kids.

sign: and it opened up my eyes, i saw the sign.

most humbling moment: Every day....every day....every day i write the book.

i lost my virginity: oh yeah, its gone totally, i mean TOTALLY out of here...

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, HipHop, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Retro, Electroclasher, Geek, Gamer