age: 26 (Sep 18, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Court Jester. Terminal Under-achiever.

most humbling moment: Every day....every day....every day i write the book.

i lost my virginity: oh yeah, its gone totally, i mean TOTALLY out of here...

makes me sad: Unessecary hatred. Rain. Hot weather. My ability to only talk to women like im a kind uncle.

makes me happy: Postive reactions, laughter, breakdancing, kareoke, friendship, the forming of a good winter beard.

sign: and it opened up my eyes, i saw the sign.

into: Women who can hold a conversation. Dirty synths. Neon clothing.

stats: Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning GOOD!

fantasy: rich and famous with a wife and 7 kids.

crush: Oh im in love with everyone. female that is, except blood relatives.

heroes: Lived with passion, died without glory.