into: psychobilly cuties, midnight movies, burlesque, spookshows, the drive-in, lucha libre, pro rasslin, Halloween, roller derby, MMA, vintage trash, CORNDOGS!!!, collecting rock poster art and morbid toys, nihilism, entropy, corruption, decadence and blasphemy
not into: video games (no use for them at all), emo/screamo music, Glenn Beck, prop or ventriloquist comedians (unless you're Bergen & McCarthy you shouldn't be fucking doing it), bad, cheap, or unimaginative tattoos, pop country (if it has backup dancers or pyrotechnics, it AIN'T country), hardline feminists, the Occupy movement, PETA,the Tea Party, inflation, taxes, death, and the fact that we all experience more for Column B than Column A before we die...
makes me happy: The day a movie I love finally comes out on DVD, hearing that someone I hate has died, going to concerts, hanging out with friends, nihilism, entropy, corruption, decadence and blasphemy...and CORNDOGS!
makes me sad: Loneliness, boredom, people who respond to comments made in their journal...in THEIR OWN journal, the distinct lack of corndogs, people who throw their FUCKING GARBAGE in my RECYCLE BIN, friend collectors, hearing that someone I love has died and someone I hate just won the lottery
5 things i can't live without: Nihilism, entropy, corruption, decadence and blasphemy....or corndogs in place any of the above.
vices: Nihilism, entropy, corruption, decadence, blasphemy and corndogs
occupation: Bitch Whisperer
current crush: Dominique Persi of The Stolen Babies
body mods: Had my soul surgically removed.
heroes: Alfred Hitchcock, Robert Rodriguez, Rod Serling, William Castle, Edgar Allan Poe, David F. Friedman, Clive Barker, Anton LaVey, Harry Houdini, Mario Bava, Roger Corman, Edward D. Wood Jr., Bill Hicks, Martha Stewart....DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
gets me hot: Hair pulling, women I can actually have a conversation with, redheads, corset piercings, Scottish accents, girls with glasses, pigtails, German accents, fire spinners, long eyelashes, women who are smarter than me (not a tall order), the fine hairs on the back of her neck, vanilla perfume, nerdy girls who surprise you and are way more uninhibited than you ever could have imagined, shaved heads/mohawks, nihilism, entropy, corruption, decadence and blasphemy
fantasy: To have a woman perform Charlotte Rampling's dance from The Night Porter for me.
sign: Caution: Contents Under Pressure
most humbling moment: There are many. Too many to remember. The most recent is saved for posterity in my phone's text message folder.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Goth, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish
