age: 25 (Dec 06, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2009

occupation: Budding Wordsmith

stats: 73% of statistics are made up on the spot

sign: I just wrecked my screen trying to sign this damn thing.

crush: David Duchovny

body mods: ink

makes me sad: sitting around with my thumb up my ass, failing, bad poetry, bad beer, gossip, 'regular' jobs

heroes: Raymond Fogg, Dan Savage, Dave king, Django, Jack Kerouac,Neil Gaiman, Kevin Smith, Tom Stoppard, Martin McDonagh

most humbling moment: I was so sick, that after three days of not eating I finally decided to make myself an egg. I ended up shitting myself in the kitchen and leaving the cooker on to run to the bathroom. My flatmate eventually turned it out and found me fast asleep half naked on the bathroom floor.

gets me hot: Texas in the summer, dirty talk in (some) foreign languages (not Russian), Dancing, Musicians, Chemistry

makes me happy: Blackbush, Redbreast, Boom Boom, Words well written, dancing on rooftops, starting the revolution, Kung Fu, Slam poetry, cooking, Improv comedy, Beamish Stout,

i lost my virginity: and then they made a bio-pic about it called Almost Famous.