age: 36 (Jul 24, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Bombero

most humbling moment: The various places that I have vomitted

stats: 6'6

crush: Jenn Garner, 95% of the Suicide Girls

fantasy: 95% of suicidegirls

makes me sad: Seeing people not help themselves.

makes me happy: Exercising my firearms and exorcising my demons

sign: Will tell jokes for beer.

gets me hot: Things that they don't show on TV. 95% of suicidegirls

into: Wakeboarding, Flyfishing, Anything outdoors, Anything in a burning building, Anything under/on the water. 95% of the Suicide Girls

body mods: NONE. Just me. Well, besides a tan.