into: music, drums, effects pedals, feedback, drones, the jawharp, bowed metal, photography, drawing, printmaking, psychology, sociology, criminology, feminism, queer theory, dogs & cats, UrbEx, SubUrbEx, music trivia, listening to and making music, watching and making movies, public radio, DC, NYC, PDX, B-Town, Cinci, SF
not into: bullshit teen-boy nihilism as a valid lifestyle choice, long fingernails, astrology
makes me happy: coffee, stout, IPA, scotch whiskey, good friends, garlic, ginger(s), drone music, contact microphones, arcades with vast rows of pinball machines, collaboration, good tippers, foggy mornings, parentheses, the word "myriad," friendly open-mics, geeky shit, art, frugality.
makes me sad: social ineptitude, lonliness, the fact that drugs are bad for you, idiot parents, idiot pet owners, fat children, lukewarm coffee, when people automatically write off all classical (or country or electronic or metal or whatever) music as boring (or dumb or simplistic or whatever), unearned undeserved authority, the rampant lack of empathy, bad things that are nobody's fault, not having the awesome gadgets from Transmetropolitan
hobbies: musical collaboration, making sick beats, droning, stencilling, stickering, wheat-pasting, photography, pinball, urban/suburban exploration, saving the world
5 things i can't live without: glasses, jawharp, rope, hatchet, the will to survive
vices: giving in to earthly desires
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: procrastinating.
occupation: idealist (aspiring grad student)
current crush: Aubrey Plaza
stats: 5' 7", 165 lbs, myopia
body mods: Hollowmen on chest, work in progress of Dante's Inferno creeping up my right leg, five-legged elephant on left shoulderblade. PG County/Washington, DC, outline on left upper arm. many more to come. Consult pics section.
heroes: Tim O'Reilly, Dan Higgs
gets me hot: glasses, short hair, stealth, water, vocal orgasms, fucking to extreme metal, humor, bush (lowercase), a girl that can sing and/or play an instrument, biting, switching, full frontal nerdity, social justice, breasts of all shapes and sizes, recursive crossdressing
favorite position: It's the anticipation, really...
fantasy: Banging a drum and singing my ass off with the Polyphonic Spree
sign: something clever, certainly
most humbling moment: getting beaten and robbed that one time, trying and failing (but eventually succeeding) to quit smoking, trying and failing (but eventually succeeding) to graduate from college
i lost my virginity: and then lay awake for an hour and half thinking "If she ever turns into a zombie, I'm going to have to kill her and it's going to be really emotional. Shit." Not kidding.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Burner, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Dirty, Hipster, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek
