age: 26 (Sep 10, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: idealist (aspiring grad student)

fantasy: Banging a drum and singing my ass off with the Polyphonic Spree

sign: something clever, certainly

crush: Aubrey Plaza

heroes: Tim O'Reilly, Dan Higgs

stats: 5' 7", 165 lbs, myopia

makes me sad: social ineptitude, lonliness, the fact that drugs are bad for you, idiot parents, idiot pet owners, fat children, lukewarm coffee, when people automatically write off all classical (or country or electronic or metal or whatever) music as boring (or dumb or simplistic or whatever), unearned undeserved authority, the rampant lack of empathy, bad things that are nobody's fault, not having the awesome gadgets from Transmetropolitan

into: music, drums, effects pedals, feedback, drones, the jawharp, bowed metal, photography, drawing, printmaking, psychology, sociology, criminology, feminism, queer theory, dogs & cats, UrbEx, SubUrbEx, music trivia, listening to and making music, watching and making movies, public radio, DC, NYC, PDX, B-Town, Cinci, SF

i lost my virginity: and then lay awake for an hour and half thinking "If she ever turns into a zombie, I'm going to have to kill her and it's going to be really emotional. Shit." Not kidding.

most humbling moment: getting beaten and robbed that one time, trying and failing (but eventually succeeding) to quit smoking, trying and failing (but eventually succeeding) to graduate from college

gets me hot: glasses, short hair, stealth, water, vocal orgasms, fucking to extreme metal, humor, bush (lowercase), a girl that can sing and/or play an instrument, biting, switching, full frontal nerdity, social justice, breasts of all shapes and sizes, recursive crossdressing