Illyria is following the yellow brick road...
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“My GOD you are the hottest, sexiest chick I have ever laid eyes upon!”
“Honesto, I tried, but I was unable to imagine even a single thing I do not love about her. ”
“When I get text messages in the middle of the night, I always hope they're from you. <3”
“So independent, so dedicated, so UNIQUE, so easy to work with, and so utterly beautiful. She's the "real deal holyfield" (which evander stole from her, which should tell you how original this woman is). Man she's cool.”
“you are the queen b, indeed...”
“I wanna do you.”
“"Illyria is pretty"”
“I'm going to eat J00!”
“Hoppy floppy fluffy puppy!! ...did I get that right?? CLR IT!”
“I'm sorry I ruined your New Years Eve celebration, Lt. Dan...she tasted like cigarettes.... And my poo itches. I fucking love you, lady. SCCCCCAAARRREECCRROOOOWWWWWW??!?! WHERE ARE YOU???”
“Yeah, that's real love comin' from Saint. Sorry, I won't scratch your poo. I'll stick to bringing you strawberry Pocky”
“Dan's tha man, but Illy is Mai GRRRRL!!!! One of the most dearest and bestest friends I have!!”
“if you need it, I will scratch your poo....that's love”
“I had a dream that we kissed and I wanted more but instead she made my hair straight... ”
“Illyria is a Poo Head.”
SantLife
Los Angeles, CA
August 2008
OCT 27, 2008 09:12 AM