“Still my hetero life mate... even if we are bored sometimes... or drunk... or even pulling air soft hand guns on japanese tourists...we will always be pinky and the brain ”

“Army girls rock!!”

“You want a fun person to insult everyone in the immediate area with? Look no further.”

“*toot* - I'm tooting my own horn ”

“ WOOO HOOO.... I get to bust ye ol testimonial cherry.... youre so rad ”