"Let me say this one-mo-gain... this woman is my hetero... my ex wife from a previous life... shes cats pajamas... or something completely rad like that!"

"Still my hetero life mate... even if we are bored sometimes... or drunk... or even pulling air soft hand guns on japanese tourists...we will always be pinky and the brain "

"Army girls rock!!"

"You want a fun person to insult everyone in the immediate area with? Look no further."

"*toot* - I'm tooting my own horn "

" WOOO HOOO.... I get to bust ye ol testimonial cherry.... youre so rad "