age: 31 (Apr 22, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: scalawag

i lost my virginity: yeah i don't wanna talk about it

makes me sad: feeling nonproductive and uninspired.

stats: 80 pounds of fury 20 pounds of fluff

fantasy: to be able to travel via Linking Books. I'd also like to have anime hair.

crush: Zooey Deschanel

makes me happy: kitty cuddling and sandpaper kisses. Tacos. comfy shoes. new socks. Disco. Pistachio ice cream. Martinis. Back Scratching.

gets me hot: gay erotic fiction with vampires.

body mods: 6G ears and a few tattoos

heroes: my grandmother

sign: polydactyl