age: 38 (Oct 14, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Non-productive member of society.

most humbling moment: The Jon Woo camel that nearly killed me...

sign: Libra

crush: Ipsa!!!!! I want to have her babies!!!

stats: short, fat, ugly, old and hung like a gorilla....teeny.

into: Way too much to list here...

i lost my virginity: to an actual catholic school girl in her outfit....

makes me sad: Not having a girl in the shower with me...

gets me hot: unnaturally colored hair, tats and piercings the smell of cordite from spent rounds sandstorms

makes me happy: C cup boobs and tattoed skin in a nice tiled, multihead shower with me... Dogs Shooting Did I mention the girl int he shower?

body mods: 13 tats