
age: 36 (Apr 10, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2005
body mods: Unihorn cyclops; incredible bird beak
makes me happy: See above and below and to the side.
stats: 6', 160, one piercing, gray cyclopean eye
crush: My jacuzzi
fantasy: See immediately above, then square it and pencil it in for an entire weekend.
most humbling moment: When my shorts fell down in the freezer aisle at Publix the other day. This is only the most recent. The list goes on and on.
i lost my virginity: When I was 17, in a car wash, because there was nowhere else to go. In a Toyota Tercel, to boot. I'd like to say I've become more classy since then, but I only have a different car.
gets me hot: Girls' butts; filthy talk; oral fixations; women that are unafraid and unembarrassed by what they want. I've been with girls that say "Ew, yuck" before and it just never could work out.
into: Getting the shit kicked out of me by my grandmother.
sign: Crapricorn
A lot of this turmoil was prompted by a breakup I experienced---long story, and probably not worth recounting now. It had technically been over for a while---since January, in fact. You never think you're going to get over "it" at the time, but you always do. Here I am, six months later, in pretty fine fettle.
Ive been trying to find a fitting metaphor for losing love, and so far, I can probably best compare my experience with a wound that heals incrementally, invisibly, without your even noticing. (That whole thing about a watched pot never boiling: yeah, like that.) At first, the wound is traumatic and deep, a chasm, a hole right through the center of you. You keep examining it, prodding it, transfixed by its ugliness. Its only when you start to look away that it starts to get smaller---or is that your imagination? No, its definitely smaller, right? That new skin around the edges, that wasnt there yesterday, was it? More time passes, and you swear the wound seems to be getting smaller again, marginally, (fractionally), but still noticeable. Whats more, it no longer hurts as much, or at very least youre used enough to the pain that youre no longer as distracted by it as you once were. Eventually---and forgive me if Im overextending the metaphor---the wound is covered up completely, a patch of new, vulnerable skin, a puckered scar. One day, you even have trouble finding it. Was it here or was it there? It takes a second or two to locate it: oh, there it is, still there. Then one day, a day you never imagined would arrive, you have trouble seeing it at all, a patch so faint and ghostly you have to wonder, was it ever there at all?
Uh, yeah!





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