age: 31 (Aug 16, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: Student, Teacher, Solver of Problems, Squaresville Square.

makes me sad: Jew-haters. Indecisive girls. Mean people.

body mods: 4ga earlobes, up from 8. That's something, right?

fantasy: Girls. Tattoos. Long hair. Biting. Days off.

i lost my virginity: It happened very quickly, a long time ago. The time after was better.

most humbling moment: The first waking moment of every day.

stats: 6', 200lbs. Red-bearded. Plastic-rimmed glasses. +3 to sarcasm.

heroes: Kurt Vonnegut, Harvey Pekar, Bruce Campbell, James Caan

into: Jazz, Hip Hop, Heeb Hop, The Symphony, Comic books & the people who write them, talking to women.

makes me happy: Playing trombone. Nerd stuff. Making out. A cold beer in a hot shower. Stoned lunch @ Wahoo's w/ my brother. Wednesdays. Ki in daily life.

sign: "Animal Crossing"