age: 48 (Nov 23, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2010

occupation: wannabe engineer

fantasy: will try anything once

gets me hot: girls with tatts girls with long hair beautiful eyes long legs

body mods: tatts metal plates and screws from a chequered history.....

stats: 5'11" 86kg dripping wet

heroes: winston churchill Frank Bruno Jonny Wilkinson Boadiccea

makes me sad: loud, arrogant people Australias politicians/ politicians in general/ ignorant liberals whinging minorities paying for booze not being able to walk around naked in public and people with hangups about their body Pretentious sycophants narcissistic people People with psycopathic tendencies

sign: Saggibloodytareus

most humbling moment: having schoolkids tell me they'd never seen a westerner dig a trench in bare feet whilst I was doing some volunteer work in the Philippines.

makes me happy: hearing people laugh watching people enjoy themselves people that overcome the odds winning the Ashes finding other people that like to be naked too

crush: Boadiccea