age: 48 (Nov 23, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2010

occupation: wannabe engineer

heroes: winston churchill Frank Bruno Jonny Wilkinson Boadiccea

sign: Saggibloodytareus

body mods: tatts metal plates and screws from a chequered history.....

gets me hot: girls with tatts girls with long hair beautiful eyes long legs

stats: 5'11" 86kg dripping wet

fantasy: will try anything once

crush: Boadiccea

most humbling moment: having schoolkids tell me they'd never seen a westerner dig a trench in bare feet whilst I was doing some volunteer work in the Philippines.

i lost my virginity: before I learned to masturbate....ha!

makes me happy: hearing people laugh watching people enjoy themselves people that overcome the odds winning the Ashes finding other people that like to be naked too