age: 30 (Mar 09, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2007

occupation: zombie hunter, vampire slayer, bartender, sales manager, and journalist

heroes: Matt Skiba, Adrian Peterson, and Chuck Klosterman.

most humbling moment: When I saw my father, the toughest motherfucker I know, cry his eyes out.

sign: Pisces

crush: Zoey Deschanel, Suicide Girls,

body mods: Tattoos and Plugs

gets me hot: Girls wearing bandanas, making out, dirty dancing to 80's music and indie rock, halloween costumes, tattoos, and girls with boy-shorts!

into: Music, books, traveling, the Chicago Cubs, making people smle who don't, innocent flirting, not so innocent flirting, chasing, my friends, meeting new people, learning, red wine, dark beer, feeling numb, good food, good movies, and life itself.

makes me happy: My dog Freddy, Le Grand Noir Shiraz/Cabarnet, portabella mushrooms, downtown Chicago on a winter night, Wrigley Field on a summer night, ice skating on ponds, South Tampa, sushi at the Rack, Tara Marie, listening to music in my car, going to shows, dancing while Im intoxicated, and stream of conciousness.

makes me sad: That everytime I masturbate a kitten dies, fighting with loved ones, stopping for gas, no re-entry, shows at college arenas (they dont serve alcohol), stupid fucking drivers, and having to wake up on cold Monday mornings.

i lost my virginity: It was every middle aged man's fantasy (I went to Catholic school) but I should of waited a month for a girl who mattered.