Conan the barbarian (the new one) is the worst movie ever made. Seriously, do not even try to watch this movie. Just trying to watch it makes you a much worse person than you actually are. The studio execs responsible for this should be submerged in a vat full of bullet ants while they watch their loved ones waterboarded with raw sewage. Wow. I think I need a shower...

Conan the barbarian (the new one) is the worst movie ever made. Seriously, do not even try to watch this movie. Just trying to watch it makes you a much worse person than you actually are. The studio execs responsible for this should be submerged in a vat full of bullet ants while they watch their loved ones waterboarded with raw sewage. Wow. I think I need a shower...