"I bet her cupcakes are delicious."

"She's seen a million faces...and rocked them all."

"I can't believe I've never given this bitch a testimonial. She throws the best parties, is unbelievably gorgeous, hilarious, generous, open and considerate but somehow also tough and badass. I still dream about her homemade kahlua. I can't wait to live near her again but am slightly scared of trying her cupcakes, because judging by her cooking prowess, they are undoubtedly too evil good to ever resist."

"Rocker Mom. Brings the party. BRINGS IT. The fast car really ties it all together. "

"i seriously love you lots. we'll hopefully be in touch on myspace and if you are ever in LA let me know."

"A cupcake goddess with a sense of humor you probably should be jealous of."

"all wang; no chung."

"When I grow up, I want to be Hopey."

"not much left... it was ram-saked after i curbbed it .... I alays figured you for a 10 with huge tits"

"hold on so you are having the bachelorette party aug second or sept 2d after the wedding?? anyone else i probably would not ask but this is ms jessica so nothing would surprise me "

"I worship thee! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy....."

"My life has lost a little bit of bad ass fun since she left town. The only straight girl to ever bury her face in my tits."

"Hope all is well with you gorgeous!!!!"

"Exactly 10 days older than me. Also, hawt."