“Rocker Mom. Brings the party. BRINGS IT. The fast car really ties it all together. ”

“i seriously love you lots. we'll hopefully be in touch on myspace and if you are ever in LA let me know.”

“A cupcake goddess with a sense of humor you probably should be jealous of.”

“all wang; no chung.”

“When I grow up, I want to be Hopey.”

“not much left... it was ram-saked after i curbbed it .... I alays figured you for a 10 with huge tits”

“hold on so you are having the bachelorette party aug second or sept 2d after the wedding?? anyone else i probably would not ask but this is ms jessica so nothing would surprise me ”

“I worship thee! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy.....”

“My life has lost a little bit of bad ass fun since she left town. The only straight girl to ever bury her face in my tits.”

“Hope all is well with you gorgeous!!!!”

“Exactly 10 days older than me. Also, hawt.”

“I thought i was crazy n wild till I met this woman.... Almost made me cry.... proving the fact that im not wild...”

“She has this amazing ability to enter a room on cue to the most badass songs imaginable.”

“I just saw her pix page..... and i am in awe.......

all I can say is

WOW”